Monday, December 14, 2009

'Tis the Season to Not Be Single

As I have mentioned in previous posts I am a proud member of an online dating site. And by proud I mean "Where else am I going to meet men?" Well, I get a couple winks a day at most. Well, this weekend I got almost 50. What?? Seriously! I guess Christmas time is a good time to be on the prowl for a man because they sure are looking. I don't have the time or patience to deal with it all. Ugg!

Well, some of them are not even remotely feasible prospects. Almost laughable. Mean I know. but "Country Boy Looking for His Country Girl" Hahaha you have the wrong girl my friend. Oh and you are 5'7"? I have nothing against the vertically challenged, I just don't want to be made to feel bigger then I already do.

I got 2 winks from the same guy. I am not sure if he forgot he winked at me or if he really likes me that much. And let me tell why I am not interested in him. He is a muscle head. I can't even begin to understand that level of narcasicm.

And then there are the ones that don't care about anything about their possible match except body type. And of course it is Slim & slender or Athletic & toned. And then they wink at me. No thanks! I can't understand that level of shallowness. It is fine to know what you want; but if the only thing you know you want is a skinny chic. No thanks! Ugg!

On another note, most of the men I have met online that I am even remotely interested in just don't have the follow through to actually meet up. So, I have the attitude of: What Evs! lol

Saturday, December 12, 2009

It's My Blog and I'll Whine if I want to.

Ugg! I am being utterly consumed by this dreadful evil cold. I have seriously had enough. I am sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. I sleep endlessly and take more drugs then crap I can't think of a good metaphor or is it a simile? I am too tired to check. My mind is taken over by these cold viruses I tell you. It is all I seem to be able to talk about. Time me thinks to ignore the cold. It has been enjoying all this attention I have been giving it. Time to ignore it so it will go away. I am quickly approaching 2 weeks with this unwelcome guest invading my body. I am going broke buying cold medicine. Although I did make an interesting observation. Sudafed cold and cough is far superior to Dayquil. Like, seriously! I feel 10 times better when I take the sudafed and I think I am in love with it. They are magical little orange pills. So, right now I feel good. And I think I am better. Hey, the weekend is here! Then the magical little orange pills wear off. I do wish that colds would squash my appetite like the flu does. So, I have been eating merrily with no exercising unless you count coughing as an exercise. A recipe for disaster if you ask me. I have been making an absurd amount of toast. hungry? I know have some toast. it is the limit of my culinary abilities when I am sick.

This cold is seriously wreaking havoc on my social life. But I am actually not sure if it really is just the cold. Bah! We will go with that. No annalyzing here. I am too tired.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

My Cell Phone Doesn't Want Me to Have a Social life

It has been a long, long time. But, here I am. Again.

I discovered today, from various people, that I may not have recieved all the texts that have been sent to me or the texts I have sent have not arrived at their specified recipiant. I don't know how long this chaos has been going on. But, it is wreacking havoc on my social life. Just when I thought I was getting blown off by numerous people I discover that they have indeed been sending me texts. My phone just wants me to be depressed and get 100 cats.

So, you know what I did? I taught that phone a lesson and took it down to the Verizon store and traded it for a bright new shiny one. And proceeded to send texts to various people I am sure think I am uber fabulous and would never blow me off. Their first question "Where have you been?" Every last one of them. How bizarre is that?? And then it gives me a tiny glimmer of hope that HE didn't actually blow me off. That he didn't actually get my texts or maybe I didn't get his. I know it is really wishful thinking. But maybe it is a sign... Am I really that stubborn to not contact him and find out? Or maybe I just don't want to know the truth. Cause I have the feeling it will hurt. I evidently prefer to fantisize about some romantic tale of our paths crossing again and realizing there was a misunderstanding. A girl can dream? And I do. A lot!

So, who knows what to do. For the time being I sit here and keep telling myself. "He would contact you" But then, what if years from now I find out that he thought I was blowing him off. It really is very Nocholas Sparks novalish. I am such a romantic.

So, here goes, I am admitting "I miss him!" but I am too chicken shit to tell ANYONE and especially to act on. How pathetic is that, ya know? So, I try to occupy myself with other men. But, you know, it just doesn't feel right? So, then I wonder... When will I really be over him? Pathetic me thinks!